i know a man born a legend he was an old friend of mine we used to go everywhere during the summertime i'm talking about aaron kiefer built like a brick shithouse probly stood ten feet tall y'never wanted to mess with him unless you had the gall i'm talking about aaron kiefer

so you got a reputation that doesn't make you a bad guy you excel in motivation you take a hit for the small fry in any situation you stand ahead of the crowd so you got a reputation you know it's only a shroud people say what they wanna say and you do what you wanna do some people say you're the guy who fucks fat girls but you say hey, that's aaron kiefer to you so you like to drink keystone that doesn't make you uncultured these people think they got you known they're flying over like vultures the closest thing to paparazzi that you can find in this town but all the people in boise are really glad you're around people say what they wanna say and you do what you wanna do some people say you're the guy who drinks too much but you say hey, that's aaron kiefer to you sometimes impulses attack you got no reason or rhyme sometimes you gotta hold back we're just having a good time sometimes you get yourself into trouble fill the bathroom sink with all your stubble sometimes you sit at home and everything's fine so you got a reputation these people do it for humor you'd rather have a celebration than sit and listen to rumors people say what they wanna say and you do what you wanna do some people say you're the guy who acts real well but you say hey, well i guess that's true

hey you, in that jaunty irish cap mulligan's, do you know where it's at? we wanna start a fight and get drunk quickly wait a minute is you kiefer? hey man! it's good to see you! come on in, and we'll have some frosty brews don't you worry 'bout a tab, i got you covered just sit down and tell me about your mother how's she doing? (she's alright i guess) does she still think you're a big fucking mess? (hey man, that's not cool to say) oh, i'm just fucking with you anyway (well alright, but i--) what do you wanna drink? (i'll have a coors light in a bottle, i think) ah! that's the king of beers! (no it's--) everything else is for fucking queers! (oh my god, okay let's just have a few beers talk about our life-- now this guy is in tears it's five am and i still don't remember your name i'll just get up to leave before it's too late) whoa dude, where do you think you're off to? ya can't leave, i just started a pot of stew if you're into it, i got faces of death on my mac there's a pretty sweet one with a guy and a heart attack and afterwards we can watch the sunrise and look longingly into each others eyes and if you go home i'll be quite upset i'll follow you around in my shiny red corvette you wanna bowl? (no, i'm okay) eat it man! it's been simmering all fucking day (i had a big meal earlier, you see) no i don't see, what do you mean, you see? (i ate a home!) oh great! now i've got a big old pot of stew that's gonna sit and rot on a ... cot (what?) i don't know. just eat the fucking stew! (oh my god, okay let's just have a small bowl say, this stew is good it's too bad you're a psycho it's eight am and i still don't remember your name i'll just get up to leave before it's too late) (i think i'm gonna go) but you just got here! and we've still got five from our 32 pack of beers! (that's great but i got work in the morning) it's sunday! are you really that boring?! crash out here, i won't watch you sleep (alright, that's just really creepy) fine, go home, go to bed, complain i'm gonna sit right here and sing the refrain! (oh my god, okay let's just have a few beers talk about our life even though i'm in fear it's ten am and i still don't remember your name i'll just get up to leave before it's too late)

staring out across the plains aaron saw it coming foreshadowed by heavy rains it kept the people running smoking on his front porch grim determination on his face aaron snuffed out his cigarette and went out there to take his place rolled up sleeves, iron will it kept moving; he stood still white adidas standing ground when that twister came around he grabbed the mass of swirling air and took it straight to the floor and as they wrestled fair and square old aaron let out a lion's roar the tornado tried to pin him down but aaron was a fighter and as they grappled throughout the town aaron kept on holding tighter rolled up sleeves, iron will it kept moving; he stood still white adidas standing ground when that twister came around finally the thing was beat a tiny wisp of tired wind it died right there at aaron's feet he had it pinned the townsfolk held a big parade to celebrate their newest hunk but when they knocked on aaron's door he was already drunk rolled up sleeves, iron will it kept moving; he stood still white adidas standing ground when that twister came around