Name: Here, I Found Your Stupid Bike
Duration: P00H03M28S
Description: This song is a parody/response to the Decemberists' "Apology Song."

Here, I Found Your Stupid Bike

from Kittens & Puppies by Josh Belville

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This song is a parody/response to the Decemberists' "Apology Song."

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I took a stroll around the block
one morning thick with all the raining
I didn't think with all my luck
one missing bike I would be gaining

I saw a hobo riding by
on one familiar looking schwinn
"o what a lovely bike," said I
that's when I noticed it was steven's

and I chased after that hobo
shouting halting words with gusto
I politely asked him
where he got that bastard bike
he responded curtly
with a right hook to my left eye

here I found your stupid bike
steven now you can stop calling
here I found your stupid bike
with a homeless man I'm brawling

I took a roundhouse to the face
I didn't know he knew karate
this really wasn't my place
as my only defense was pilates

I almost turned away and ran
but I knew I should stand my ground
this bum with moves out of japan
was blocking me from what I found

and so I battled with that hobo
using moves I learned from my uncle
we were so fatigued
that we both collapsed on the grass
I would've fallen asleep right there
but I was too busy laughing my ass off

here I found your stupid bike
steven now you can stop calling
here I found your stupid bike
with a homeless man I'm brawling

here I found your stupid bike
he gave it to me free of charge
here I found your stupid bike
now it's no longer at large

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from Kittens & Puppies, released August 13, 2006

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